Coming soon...Wrecking Crew!

NES Max

Real men don't need turbo buttons or wingtips on their controllers. Real men get thumb blisters and carpal tunnel, and they enjoy every second of it. In my opinion, the NES Max falls under the same category as the Game Genie: For cheaters only.

I'm pretty sure I just wet myself

What are they thinking?

This Japanese card company doesn't know what it's getting itself into. Americans know and love Atari, and with their new system on the horizon, the 7800, I don't think this "Family Computer" stands a chance.

Did I mention the 7800 is backwards-compatible with the 2600's library? Game, set, match.

Coming soon...Excitebike!

The racing looks a little dull, but I'm pretty thrilled to watch Mutoku cry as he tries to maneuver his way through the death race courses I create.

Coming soon...Gyromite!

I don't know what they're saying in this commercial, but I can only assume that this robot will literally shrink you down, turn you into a video game character, and try to drop shit on your head. I'm a little terrified.

Anticipation